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" So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way. "

Will Rogers

Way

Serious

Every Day

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" The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?' "

" If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. "

" I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. "

" Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. "

" People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. "

" There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. "

" About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. "

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" America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. "

" When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states. "

" Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. "

" I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. "

" I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. "

" The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. "

" Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction. "

" Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it. "

" If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. "

" Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week. "

" The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking. "

" Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. "

" Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. "

" Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. "

" There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. "