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" I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. "

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" I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.' "

" There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail. "

" I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. "

" Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do. "

" This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. "

" Politics is applesauce. "

" Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. "

" I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. "

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" Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. "

" You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. "

" The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it. "

" Things ain't what they used to be and never were. "

" If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. "

" Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. "

" People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. "

" It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for. "

" In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. "

" There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. "

" The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. "

" The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. "

" Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there. "

" Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. "

" Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. "

" A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. "

" Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. "

" The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. "

" Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. "

" If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production. "

" One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide. "

" Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction. "