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" Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it. "
Will Rogers
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" I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. "
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" Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. "
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" This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. "
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" One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide. "
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" Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. "
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" I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. "
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" The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking. "
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" People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. "
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" It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. "
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" There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. "
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" Never let yesterday use up too much of today. "
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" What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. "
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" A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. "
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" We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? "
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" A fool and his money are soon elected. "
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" Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. "
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" You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. "
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