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" When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states. "

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" If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? "

" Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. "

" So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way. "

" America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. "

" Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. "

" There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. "

" I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. "

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" We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. "

" The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. "

" Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. "

" Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. "

" When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds. "

" Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. "

" This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. "

" If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable. "

" You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. "

" Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. "

" People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument. "

" Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. "

" Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like. "

" You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. "

" In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. "

" If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. "

" A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. "

" One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide. "

" We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by. "

" Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. "