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" The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. "

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" When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. "

" The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. "

" It is easier to stay out than get out. "

" It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. "

" If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. "

" The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter - 'tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning. "

" Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. "

" The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. "

" A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. "

" Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. "

" Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. "

" Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. "

" The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. "

" Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. "

" Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. "

College Education

" Better a broken promise than none at all. "

" Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.' "

" There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. "

" Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. "

" In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. "

" Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. "

" Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation. "

" I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough. "

" I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. "

" Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work. "

" Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. "

" It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. "

" Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. "

" Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. "

" I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. "