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" I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough. "
Mark Twain
Always
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Me
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" By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. "
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" There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. "
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" Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. "
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" Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired. "
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" Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. "
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" Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. "
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" There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. "
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" How lucky Adam was. He knew when he said a good thing, nobody had said it before. "
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" The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. "
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Insane
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" Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own. "
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Book
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" Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it. "
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Time
" The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large matter - 'tis the difference between the lightning-bug and the lightning. "
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Right
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" All emotion is involuntary when genuine. "
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" We have the best government that money can buy. "
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Money
" In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. "
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School
Place
" She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. "
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She
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" A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. "
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May
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" Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. "
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" Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. "
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Take Care
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" The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become. "
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Things
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" When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. "
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Look
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" Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. "
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