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" The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman. "
Craig Ferguson
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" I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think. "
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" I came to America, and I made good. It's an old story, but it hasn't been told in a long time. Usually, it's, 'I'm an immigrant, I came here and got persecuted.' My story is I came here, I worked hard, and it worked out all right. So it's still available. "
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" I try and live my life in bite-size chunks. "
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" I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means that you're afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right. "
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" I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that. "
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" I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living. "
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" I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation. "
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" I wanted to be a rock star. "
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" Scotland is a much lighter and more fun place than I thought it was. I was miserable when I was there. But it wasn't Scotland's fault. It was my circumstances. I was - I hate to say the word humbled - but that's what it felt like. I was wrong about this place. This is a great place full of very fun people. "
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" HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it. "
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" It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy. "
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" I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to. "
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" I don't get emails from my corporate overlords. "
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" I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. "
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" I just do my thing and try each show to be more honest about why I am and who I am. It's quite tricky and actually nerve-racking to do that. It's kind of a happy train wreck. "
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" I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk. "
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" I'm a terrible interviewer. I'm not a journalist - although I have a Peabody Award - and I'm not really a late-night host. What I am is honest. "
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" There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what's actually, physically, going on. "
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" They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best. "
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" I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian. "
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" I am reasonably happy. I didn't find Jesus or anything like that. Part of it is that I just feel that I could go home. I did not feel like that for a long time, but I could go back now. "
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" It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it. "
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