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" When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die. "
Craig Ferguson
Stop
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Thought
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" I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think. "
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" I try and live my life in bite-size chunks. "
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Live
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" They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding bikes. I suddenly felt a long way from the best a man could get and I thought it would be nice to get from there to the best. "
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" I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do. "
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" A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre. "
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Started
Mine
" I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you. "
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Down
You
Talking
" I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger. "
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" I realized women and humor were linked very closely. "
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Women
" My pilot's license. I'm proud of that. "
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Pilot
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" Scotland is a much lighter and more fun place than I thought it was. I was miserable when I was there. But it wasn't Scotland's fault. It was my circumstances. I was - I hate to say the word humbled - but that's what it felt like. I was wrong about this place. This is a great place full of very fun people. "
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Thought
Fun
Great
" HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it. "
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" If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone. "
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Accountability
Moral
Now
" I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now. "
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Young
Right
Me
" I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.' "
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High School
Teacher
School
" When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him. "
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Drunk
Together
Me
" I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation. "
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Child
Life
You
" I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian. "
Craig Ferguson
Nothing
Aim
Please
" I used to believe, like many people who come from poor backgrounds, that it gave me an edge, but I think that's just something we have to tell ourselves to get by sometimes. I don't believe that anymore. Children of privilege can be just as talented and clever as anybody else. "
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Me
People
Children
" I don't get emails from my corporate overlords. "
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Get
Corporate
Emails
" Historically, when Americans don't know what to do next, they go to Paris. Benjamin Franklin is like: 'What am I going to do now? I'll go to Paris!' "
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Go
Paris
Now
" I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel. "
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Early
Remember
Feeling
" I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it. "
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Talk
Care
I Am
" Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me. "
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Physics
Rules
Laws
" I wanted to be a rock star. "
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Wanted
Star
Rock Star
" I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny. "
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Talking
Now
Know
" Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear. "
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Interesting
People
Fear
" I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk. "
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Alcohol
Doing
" If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in. "
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Afraid
War
Scotland
" Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child. "
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Time
Moon
Being
" It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it. "
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Everything
Car
Kind