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" The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican. "

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" I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them. "

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" Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective. "

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" It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great. "

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" You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado. "

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" How many times have you been watching an episode of 'South Park' and thought, 'I'd like to be able to watch this on my television while hooked into my mobile device, which is being controlled by my tablet device which is hooked into my oven, all while sitting in the refrigerator?' "

" Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption. "

" A lot of people don't realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in 'South Park' more than anybody is my dad. Stan's father, Randy - my dad's name is Randy - that's my drawing of my dad; that's me doing my dad's voice. That is just my dad. Even Stan's last name, Marsh, was my dad's stepfather's name. "

" Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. "

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" Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. "

" Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas. "

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" When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and what they were doing and talk about how everyone in Colorado's a redneck with a gun and all this stuff. "