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" Years ago, there was a variety theatre in every British town, and people paid to go down and see it. Comedy was the main part of the theatre, and comedians earned a living by being funny. Now you have comedy in television instead. Comedians now have to be funny within a play. "

Norman Wisdom

Comedy

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" I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums. "

" You see I'm semi-retired now and don't work all the time, only most of it! "

" Well if I was going to describe my audience, it's going to take longer than you'd ever expect, hundreds of years in fact, because there's many of them, all over the world. "

" Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse. "

" I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano. "

" When you're as famous as I am, stories take on a life of their own. "

" Don't get me wrong: I'm overjoyed with my career to date. But perhaps I could have done more. Mostly, I just did whatever the directors told me to do. "

" I've been making people laugh for 40 years, so I know how important it is! "

" I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh. "

" I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward. "

" In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there. "

" I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same. "

" I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over. "

" You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag. "

" I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night. "

" I owe everything to the army. "

" There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over. "

" I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12. "

" My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad. "

" It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap. "

" I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about. "

" I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that. "

" But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get. "

" I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. "