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" At my age, the radiation will probably do me good. "

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" Years ago, there was a variety theatre in every British town, and people paid to go down and see it. Comedy was the main part of the theatre, and comedians earned a living by being funny. Now you have comedy in television instead. Comedians now have to be funny within a play. "

" I'm still constantly thinking of ideas. I don't feel 90. I think I'm about 12. "

" I believe in physical comedy, because that reaches out most to people. "

" I must admit I like to muck around a bit; I always have. "

" Most of my comedies were low on budgets - certainly by American standards. "

" My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad. "

" I've been making people laugh for 40 years, so I know how important it is! "

" I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces. "

" I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh. "

" My only phobia is untidiness. My hair has to be neatly kept; my shoes are always clean. Everything has to be in a straight line, in its place. "

" There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over. "

" When you're as famous as I am, stories take on a life of their own. "

" My father used to be away for months at a time, and he'd never leave any money for food, so my brother and I had to go out and nick it. "

" I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. "

" As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. "

" It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap. "

" In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there. "

" I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen. "

" I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over. "

" I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night. "

" But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get. "

" I have a folder where I keep all the articles the critics have written about me. It makes me feel good. "

" Don't get me wrong: I'm overjoyed with my career to date. But perhaps I could have done more. Mostly, I just did whatever the directors told me to do. "

" What I like doing most is making children laugh. "

" I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that. "

" It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice. "

" I've done seven shows at the Palladium - long running shows I'm talking about. "