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" Variety is the spice of love. "

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" When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart. "

" When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. "

" In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. "

" A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant. "

" A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.' "

" No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. "

" A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. "

" Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. "

" There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them. "

" A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. "

" When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. "

" When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. "

" Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. "

" A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her. "

" A fool and her money are soon courted. "

" There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly. "

" To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. "

" It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. "

" Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? "

" Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. "

" A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. "

" Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. "

" A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. "

" Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. "

" Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification. "

" You will never win if you never begin. "

" There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. "

" Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. "

" A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. "

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