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" I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. "

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" Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. "

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" Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. "

" Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. "

" It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. "

" I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough. "

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" As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake. "

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" Better a broken promise than none at all. "

" The secret of getting ahead is getting started. "

Getting Started

" It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. "

" A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. "