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" I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. "
Todd Barry
Kangaroo
Quite
Liked
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" I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange. "
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" I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film. "
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" There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job. "
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" I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right. "
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" Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons. "
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" I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy. "
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Ripping
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" I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place. "
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" I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage. "
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" I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. "
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" I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year. "
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New York
" It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me. "
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Years
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" I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. "
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Flight
" Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days. "
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Bad
Good
" It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special. "
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Special
Place
Cool
" I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. "
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Thanksgiving
Would
Love
" Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself. "
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" I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires. "
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Sometimes
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" I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that. "
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" There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake. "
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More
Comedy
Sake
" I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. "
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Sports
Like
You
" I will not be misquoted! "
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Will
Misquoted
" I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value. "
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Even
Normal
" If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward. "
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You
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" I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase. "
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" I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage. "
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Monday
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" I loved Australia. I was very successful there. "
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" I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. "
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Much
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