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" I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place. "

" I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value. "

" My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act. "

" I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that. "

" I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year. "

" If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts. "

" I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written. "

" I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. "

" There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake. "

" You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6. "

" Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons. "

" It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me. "

" I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone. "

" I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all. "

" People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people. "

" People in New York love having roof parties. "

" I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film. "

" I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. "

" Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere. "

" I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires. "

" I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. "

" I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange. "

" I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. "

" I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work. "

" I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage. "

" I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. "

" Anyone who bombs is my friend. "

" I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. "

" You always think you're better than you are in the beginning. "

" It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special. "