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" I love being a regular on 'Chelsea Lately!' "
Loni Love
Love
Being
I Love
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" I am a seasoned performer. "
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" I used to be an engineer, and I was the worst engineer in the United States of America. That's why I became a comic. "
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" What helped was that my mother, even though we didn't have a lot of money... allowed me to take part in the Girl Scouts. "
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" I am the funny, crazy person. "
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" Mom was a nurse's aide. She worked in various hospitals. She took care of us that way, and we ate government cheese. I survived. "
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" I started by doing a little funny story, and then I started going to open mics. I realized I had a lot of work to do - you have to get over the stage fright and get your stage presence up. It took me some time, but I finally feel that I'm at a point where I feel comfortable on stage and giving my point of view. "
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" I always tell people if you want to do something, go to a great comedy show. And that's what I try to do: give people a really good comedy show. "
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People
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Good
Job
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Nice
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Whatever
Will
You
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Environment
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