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" What helped was that my mother, even though we didn't have a lot of money... allowed me to take part in the Girl Scouts. "

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" I was a latchkey kid, so when I saw the 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,' that showed me that there was a different type of lifestyle out there. I was curious about it and amazed about it. "

" The late, great Joan Rivers actually gave me so much advice, and she was so nice to me before she passed. "

" At my job, my manager had a massive heart attack; we had layoffs. It made me realize that nothing is certain, nothing is for sure, and if I'm going to make a move, I gotta make a move now. "

" People say they get a warmness from me. "

" Everything that I've done on television has helped me to get the exposure that I need. "

" If you think about how many headlining female comics are out there, you could say 15, maybe 20? "

" I'm what you call a satisfied single. I don't want to give any trip reports when I come home. "

" Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that's called karma. "

" I started by doing a little funny story, and then I started going to open mics. I realized I had a lot of work to do - you have to get over the stage fright and get your stage presence up. It took me some time, but I finally feel that I'm at a point where I feel comfortable on stage and giving my point of view. "

" As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road. "

" I've been studying myself because I always want to improve. "

" It's been a long haul. It may seem to some people that have never heard of me, 'Oh she just popped up on the scene,' but I've been working on this for some time. "

" My material reaches everyone. "

" When we heard that little dial-up sound, that eeeeee, and then you connected, and you then go and you check your mail and you get that 'you got mail,' you were excited. I mean, that was the thing. "

" I am the funny, crazy person. "

" I tend to be everybody's best friend, and it kind of goes over into my comedy. "

" In 'Mother's Day,' which is directed by legendary director Garry Marshall, I play a mother figure to the character played by Jason Sudeikis from 'Saturday Night Live.' He's a widower, and I'm a mother who's helping him to get over the loss of his wife. "

" Being a female comic and getting a Comedy Central special is an honor because not a lot of women get that. "

" I'm fat, and I support fat celebrities, like Oprah. "

" It's always good to laugh. "

" What we're trying to do is take these words and soften them. I'm an African-American comic. I use the b-word in my act. "

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" I did all this standup comedy in college, and from that point on, I tried to develop myself and get my name back out there. "

" There is nothing like a live performance. You can look at things on television, and you can look at things on YouTube, but when you get in a room full of people and you say one joke, and everyone's laughing at the same thing, it's a really great experience. "

" Really, it hasn't changed for female comics; it's still hard for females to really enter the game. "

" I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love. "

" Now AOL is the grandma of online Web services. I mean, we don't need it anymore. "

" I made the conscious decision to not have kids, and I didn't want to be married. "

" I'll see something, and I'll go, 'Oh, wow, that's interesting,' because really, comedy comes from the truth. "

" I always tell people if you want to do something, go to a great comedy show. And that's what I try to do: give people a really good comedy show. "