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" Being a former engineer, you learn to always go back, study yourself, see what you could've done differently, see what you could've said. "

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" I do like to laugh at and talk about relationships. "

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" You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie! "

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" Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through. "

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