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" I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. "
Hillary Clinton
Funny
Hair
Myself
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" I'll work to ensure that every single refugee who seeks asylum in the United States has a fair chance to tell his or her story. This is the least we can offer people fleeing persecution and devastation. "
Hillary Clinton
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Tell
Chance
" Well, human security is a concept that I am very committed to enshrining in American foreign policy. "
Hillary Clinton
American
Security
Policy
" Look at climate change; don't put your head in the sand. Understand that it is going to have profound effects on our resources and so much else. "
Hillary Clinton
Look
Understand
Sand
" It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all. "
Sylvie Meis
Moment
You
Yourself
" There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can just move on from that, and things can just be 'comedies' and not 'female' or 'male,' and everyone gets an equal opportunity. "
Kristen Wiig
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Happy
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" My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious. "
Bill Burr
Observe
Kind
Funny
" When I have had a long day at work, I want something to watch that is funny, lighthearted and easy to get into, and reality is that. I'm not really into serious programmes or documentaries. "
Amy Childs
Reality
Day
Long
" A word to the wise is infuriating. "
Hunter S. Thompson
Word
Wise
Funny
" In every country today, there is politics. It may be authoritarian politics, but there is politics. "
Hillary Clinton
Country
Today
Every
" It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger. "
Gertrude Stein
" A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. "
Jerry Seinfeld
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You
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" I love New York. "
Hillary Clinton
I Love
New
Love
" We're a phenomenally snobby society, and it's such a rich seam. The middle class is so funny: it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny. "
J. K. Rowling
You
Rich
Know
" America is stronger because of President Obama's leadership, and I'm better because of his friendship. "
Hillary Clinton
Leadership
America
Better
" If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? "
Laurence J. Peter
Desk
Funny
Mind
" It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. "
Johnny Vegas
Me
Question
Love
" This is what we call smart power. Using every possible tool and partner to advance peace and security. Leaving no one on the sidelines. Showing respect even for one's enemies. Trying to understand, in so far as psychologically possible, empathize with their perspective and point of view. Helping to define the problems, determine the solutions. "
Hillary Clinton
View
Respect
Power
" I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. "
Rose Kennedy
Old
Funny
Me
" The nuclear arsenal that Pakistan has, I believe is secure. I think the government and the military have taken adequate steps to protect that. "
Hillary Clinton
Government
Believe
Think
" I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. "
Simon Sinek
Find
Funny
Life
" I've often thought that the gauntlet of American politics is more individualistic, more expensive, more unpredictable than in many other democracies. "
Hillary Clinton
More
American
Thought
" It's funny what memory does, isn't it? My favorite holiday tradition might not have happened more than once or twice. But because it is such a good memory, so encapsulating of everything I love about the holidays, in my mind it happened every year. Without fail. "
Molly O'Keefe
Good
Love
Funny
" When you're doing a medieval show like 'Pillars,' it starts off a bit like a school play. You're all in funny costumes; you've had your coffee, and you say, 'Good morning'. Then you go on set and, if you've got good actors and directors, it takes on a life of its own. "
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You
Funny
Coffee
" I don't think the Egyptian people want to see what is a very clear effort to obtain political and economic rights turn into any kind of new form of oppression or suppression or violence or letting loose criminal elements. "
Hillary Clinton
People
Think
Political
" Twenty years ago, I wrote a book called 'It Takes a Village.' And a lot of people looked at the title and asked, 'What the heck do you mean by that?' This is what I mean. None of us can raise a family, build a business, heal a community or lift a country totally alone. "
Hillary Clinton
Family
Business
Alone
" When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it all the right way. It's funny how different it looks and how it's happening. There are three Fellini circuses in my head, and outwardly it looks like I'm going to get a bagel. "
Steven Wright
Mind
Remember
Three
" Everybody has some dysfunction in their families. "
Hillary Clinton
Families
Dysfunction
Everybody
" And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me. "
Drew Brees
Me
Best
Look
" Now a 'funnyman' can get a laugh before opening his mouth - looking funny. Lou Costello was one of your great funnymen. Harry Langdon, Larry Semon; they were all funnymen - they looked funny. W.C. Fields was never a comedian. Slim Summerville was a comedian, yet looked funny. Now if you have both attributes, you are in good shape. "
Milton Berle
You
Looking
Laugh
" I always just wanted to be funny. I never really planned to be scary. "
R. L. Stine
Scary
Planned
Never