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" I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. "
Rose Kennedy
Old
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Me
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" I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. "
Mitch Hedberg
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Know
Necklace
" I own and operate a ferocious ego. "
Bill Moyers
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Ferocious
Ego
" Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! "
Steve Martin
Word
Funny
Boy
" When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny. "
Michael Keaton
Loved
People
Funny
" I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone? "
Tom Brady
Own
Smart
Great
" When you're doing a medieval show like 'Pillars,' it starts off a bit like a school play. You're all in funny costumes; you've had your coffee, and you say, 'Good morning'. Then you go on set and, if you've got good actors and directors, it takes on a life of its own. "
Ian McShane
You
Funny
Coffee
" Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. "
Chevy Chase
Funny
Pets
Personality
" Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. "
Henry Kissinger
Thought
Funny
Only
" Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. "
Joan Rivers
Me
Funny
Forty
" Now a 'funnyman' can get a laugh before opening his mouth - looking funny. Lou Costello was one of your great funnymen. Harry Langdon, Larry Semon; they were all funnymen - they looked funny. W.C. Fields was never a comedian. Slim Summerville was a comedian, yet looked funny. Now if you have both attributes, you are in good shape. "
Milton Berle
You
Looking
Laugh
" I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. "
LeBron James
Help
Love
Funny
" I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. "
Rodney Dangerfield
Wife
Years
Interrupt
" I'm not that good looking. That's why 'Gangnam Style' works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it's just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it's funny. "
Psy
Me
Funny
Good
" To me, wealth is the peace of mind you have, your family, your friends, your colleagues. Everything else is just money, and it really is funny how people pay so much attention to that. "
Ricardo Salinas Pliego
Family
Money
Peace
" The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?' "
Conan O'Brien
People
You
Say
" It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. "
Dave Barry
Body
Funny
Person
" When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. "
David Brenner
Funny
Bar
Looking
" I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me. "
Marilyn Manson
Funny
Because
Me
" Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. "
Peter Ustinov
Comedy
Way
Serious
" Humor is the oxygen of children's literature. There's a lot of competition for children's time, but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book. "
Sid Fleischman
Book
Time
Funny
" Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? "
Don Rickles
Wonder
Clothes
Funny
" Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. "
Christopher Plummer
Over
Funny
Hit
" You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor. "
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People
Funny
Humor
" It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. "
J. D. Salinger
You
Funny
Anything
" I'm crazy, funny, and good looking! "
Alex Wolff
Crazy
Funny
Looking
" Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings. "
Sparky Anderson
Me
Like
Funny
" I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. "
Kevin Hart
Funny
Happen
Me
" I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. "
Joan Rivers
Bath
Baby
Unwanted
" Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes I'm shy, but I'm constantly changing. "
Elle King
Shy
Sometimes
Quiet