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" When I have had a long day at work, I want something to watch that is funny, lighthearted and easy to get into, and reality is that. I'm not really into serious programmes or documentaries. "

Amy Childs

Reality

Day

Long

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Realize

Funny

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Dance

Face

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Rudeness

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Humor

Brave

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