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" It is harder to dress a bigger woman no matter what anybody wants to say. "
Loni Love
Woman
Bigger
Dress
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" When we heard that little dial-up sound, that eeeeee, and then you connected, and you then go and you check your mail and you get that 'you got mail,' you were excited. I mean, that was the thing. "
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" Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through. "
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" Anyone driving a 1992 Cutlass, take it back, because I built it. "
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" I started by doing a little funny story, and then I started going to open mics. I realized I had a lot of work to do - you have to get over the stage fright and get your stage presence up. It took me some time, but I finally feel that I'm at a point where I feel comfortable on stage and giving my point of view. "
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" If you are a woman with your own money, you have confidence. You have the pick of the litter. "
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" I tend to be everybody's best friend, and it kind of goes over into my comedy. "
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Best
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" We provide comedy for everybody, no matter what your race or gender. We just want people to come out and have a really good time. "
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" One day, we had a layoff at my job. And I went to my boss, and I said, 'Please save someone else's job. This is a win-win situation for the company and me - and just lay me off.' I did that in around 2003, and I never looked back. I became a full-time comic. "
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Situation
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" I just do jokes about real situations, pure observation. "
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" The thing is being honest with yourself. There's no rule that says you have to be married and have kids. "
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" In 'Mother's Day,' which is directed by legendary director Garry Marshall, I play a mother figure to the character played by Jason Sudeikis from 'Saturday Night Live.' He's a widower, and I'm a mother who's helping him to get over the loss of his wife. "
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Mother
Live
" I like having peace and quiet in my life, and I am perfectly happy in my relationships. "
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I Am
Life
" I always tell people if you want to do something, go to a great comedy show. And that's what I try to do: give people a really good comedy show. "
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Great
Try
People
" I appreciate the audience for checking us as comics. "
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Appreciate
Us
Checking
" If you think about how many headlining female comics are out there, you could say 15, maybe 20? "
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Say
How
Think
" The thing is, it's that Detroiters are hard workers. We've always been hard workers, even when times are down. I've been able to take that with me, that work ethic, to help me build my career. "
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Work
Work Ethic
Me
" I made the conscious decision to not have kids, and I didn't want to be married. "
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Want
Decision
Conscious
" As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road. "
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Stand-Up
Comic
You
" I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love. "
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Love
Relationships
Talk
" They're smart in Orange County. Smart and rich - just how I like 'em. "
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Smart
How
Just
" I don't have a lot of time for television because I am making it, so it's really hard for me to sit down. But when I do get a chance, I try to catch up on 'Scandal,' 'Empire' and 'black-ish.' "
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Television
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" I have a fear of being broke. That's what I have a fear of. I'm not kidding. "
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Kidding
Being Broke
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" I don't want to get married - I've been there and done that. So I know what I'm talking about when I say that. And for everybody has a different path - find out your path! And if you want to do it, don't let people make you feel inadequate because you wanted to do something that's different. "
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Know
Path
People
" I've been studying myself because I always want to improve. "
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Improve
Want
Always
" When you're a plus-sized girl, belts are your best friends. I also love bright colors and skirts, to show my pretty knees. "
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Best
" Black women know that we've got to take care of it - so we take care of it. It's just embedded in us. "
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Women
Us
Know
" I do think the audiences have a right to judge what they feel is offensive and not. "
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Right
Think
Feel
" I will never say never, but I can tell you right now - I am perfectly happy with being who I am. I just - I really - I'm an entertainer, and the thing that I'd decided to work on was my career, and I decided the energy that I was putting in certain relationships - I was really kind of wasting my time, and I knew it. "
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Energy
You
" We have to remember that people are free to love who they want to love. That also means that black women are free to love who they want to love. "
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People
Love
Black
" Everything that I've done on television has helped me to get the exposure that I need. "
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Television
Done
Everything