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" I tend to be everybody's best friend, and it kind of goes over into my comedy. "
Loni Love
Friend
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Kind
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" I don't have a lot of time for television because I am making it, so it's really hard for me to sit down. But when I do get a chance, I try to catch up on 'Scandal,' 'Empire' and 'black-ish.' "
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Accept
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