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" Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. "

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" I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. "

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" Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do. "

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" This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die. "

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