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" One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials. "

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" The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. "

" A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. "

" On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. "

" Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. "

" An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. "

" Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. "

" If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. "

" The best way out of a difficulty is through it. "

" We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? "

" Prohibition is better than no liquor at all. "

" When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur. "

" Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do. "

" Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. "

" Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. "

" Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. "

" You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. "

" Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. "

" The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. "

" If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. "

" America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there. "

" The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?' "

" Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. "

" When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds. "

" You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. "

" I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. "

" Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there. "

" One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide. "

" I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. "