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" Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do. "

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" Prohibition is better than no liquor at all. "

" So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way. "

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