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" Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. "
Mark Twain
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" The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. "
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" Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. "
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" Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. "
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" Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. "
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" When in doubt tell the truth. "
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" The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. "
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" It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. "
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" There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. "
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" Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. "
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" One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. "
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" Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. "
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" It put our energies to sleep and made visionaries of us - dreamers and indolent... It is good to begin life poor; it is good to begin life rich - these are wholesome; but to begin it prospectively rich! The man who has not experienced it cannot imagine the curse of it. "
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" There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. "
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Congress
" You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. "
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" Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.' "
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People
Right
" I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time. "
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Time
Smoke
" A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. "
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Without
" A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. "
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Man
Cat
Experience
" It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. "
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" All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. "
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Ignorance
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" When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. "
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" Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. "
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" Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. "
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Words
Louder
" Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. "
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Much
Think
" In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours. "
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" Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. "
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" Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel. "
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" The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. "
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