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" Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. "

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" Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man's, I mean. "

" Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. "

" Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it. "

" To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. "

" Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. "

" Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. "

" Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. "

" Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. "

" He is now rising from affluence to poverty. "

" The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. "

" Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so. "

" We are all alike, on the inside. "

" Buy land, they're not making it anymore. "

" Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. "

" Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others. "

" Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. "

" In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. "

" To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. "

" When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old. "

" Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. "

" Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. "

" It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races. "

" By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. "

" The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. "

" It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. "

" Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. "

" She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. "

" There are lies, damned lies and statistics. "

" All right, then, I'll go to hell. "

" When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people. "