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" There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable. "

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" Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. "

Do The Right Thing

" All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure. "

" Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. "

" All generalizations are false, including this one. "

Generalizations

" Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. "

" In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours. "

" There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. "

" Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel. "

" It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. "

" Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. "

" The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. "

" Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.' "

" Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. "

" She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. "

" No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. "

" Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. "

" But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? "

" The secret of getting ahead is getting started. "

Getting Started

" I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: 'Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.' "

" Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. "

" It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. "

" What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. "

" I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. "

" Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. "

" If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. "

" If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. "

" There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. "

" If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. "

" It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. "

" The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. "