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" Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine! "
Colin Mochrie
Person
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Will
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" My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything. "
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" As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers. "
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" You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school. "
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" The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge. "
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" And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie. "
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" My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist! "
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" My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever. "
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" To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap. "
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" Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod? "
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" As I get older, I'm trying to accept improvisation into my day-to-day living. "
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" There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting. "
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" When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage. "
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