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" We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. "
Colin Mochrie
Just
Dinosaur
Within
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" There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky. "
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" I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work. "
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" Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin! "
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" I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money. "
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" My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist! "
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" I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned. "
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" My agent, Jeff Andrews, suggested I write a book. For some reason. he doesn't like it when I'm not doing anything. "
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" We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. "
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" My most important professional accomplishment to date is the ability to keep working with absolutely no skills whatsoever. "
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" There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting. "
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" The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge. "
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" We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second. "
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" And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie. "
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Truth
Would
" Give me liberty or a bran muffin! "
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Me
Liberty
" I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs. "
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Buts
Ifs
" Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy. "
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Taste
Crazy
Think
" When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage. "
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Control
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" Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod? "
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Rivers
" Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had. "
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Real Life
Long
Mad
" I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people. "
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Myself
People
Person
" I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine. "
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Right
Nothing
Challenge
" As I get older, I'm trying to accept improvisation into my day-to-day living. "
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" I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a lot! "
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Many
" As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers. "
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" The American audiences are more vocal and enthusiastic. British audiences tend to sit back a little more. "
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" To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap. "
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" Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine! "
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Will