Home
Authors
Tags
App
Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App
" People who live in a glass house have to answer the door. "
Karl Pilkington
House
Door
Live
Related Quotes:
" With acting, I didn't get much from it. "
Karl Pilkington
Much
Acting
Get
" To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it? "
Karl Pilkington
Together
Me
Marriage
" All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird. "
Karl Pilkington
Know
Nice
Saying
" I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin. "
Karl Pilkington
Mood
Things
Swim
" When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that. "
Karl Pilkington
Holiday
Hope
Internet
" I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great. "
Karl Pilkington
Drive
Great
Adult
" The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death. "
Karl Pilkington
Mexico
People
Worship
" Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone. "
Karl Pilkington
Pirates
Since
Quiet
" Getting old is better than being young. You can do what you want to do. "
Karl Pilkington
Young
Better
Getting Old
" Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says. "
Karl Pilkington
Everyone
Idiot
India
" But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot. "
Karl Pilkington
Learned
End
Idiot
" When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in. "
Karl Pilkington
Abroad
You
Job
" I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester. "
Karl Pilkington
Manchester
Any
Know
" I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. "
Karl Pilkington
Changed
My Life
Life
" I've never worried about life's big questions. "
Karl Pilkington
Questions
Never
Life
" To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after. "
Karl Pilkington
Easy
Me
Looking
" With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads? "
Karl Pilkington
Evolution
Always
Three
" If you're doing the same job every day, there's room for error. "
Karl Pilkington
Same
Doing
Every Day
" Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard. "
Karl Pilkington
You
Why
Comedy
" They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time? "
Karl Pilkington
Say
Wonder
Started
" Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. "
Karl Pilkington
Know
Brainy
Lot
" I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit. "
Karl Pilkington
Short
People
Deep
" I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest. "
Karl Pilkington
Parent
Good
Good Parent
" People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! "
Karl Pilkington
You
Alone
Duck
" If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people. "
Karl Pilkington
Holiday
Know
People
" People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door. "
Karl Pilkington
Glass
Who
People
" It's not a joke: I really do like being at home. "
Karl Pilkington
Really
Like
Joke
" I think it's a problem when something's a dream because it'll never live up to your expectations. It's better to go somewhere thinking it'll be horrible, and then be pleasantly surprised. "
Karl Pilkington
Problem
Thinking
Dream
" People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option? "
Karl Pilkington
People
Me
Thought
" I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. "
Karl Pilkington
Say
House
Best