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" If you're doing the same job every day, there's room for error. "

Karl Pilkington

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" I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great. "

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" I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage. "

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" Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. "

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" Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really. "

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" I've never worried about life's big questions. "

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" I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt. "

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" Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on? "

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" We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, 'Well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species.' "

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" People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document, and people believe this. "

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" People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! "

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" Comedy's really subjective, you know. "

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