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" I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed. "

Karl Pilkington

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" I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. "

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" We should all love animals. "

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" I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin. "

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" It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it. "

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" You can only live to be so old, then you gotta let go. "

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" I love nature - it's probably my most favorite thing. I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there. "

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" I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand. "

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" I think it's a problem when something's a dream because it'll never live up to your expectations. It's better to go somewhere thinking it'll be horrible, and then be pleasantly surprised. "

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" I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest. "

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" The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere. "

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" I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too. "

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" I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life. "

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" I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there. "

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" That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. "

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" I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave. "

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" I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see. "

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" Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that. "

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" I've never worried about life's big questions. "

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" Chinese people age overnight. "

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" When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that. "

Karl Pilkington

" I've done some luxury flying, which is brilliant. It has only happened once or twice, but it was nice because flying is the worst part of the holiday. But then again, if the plane crashes, you're still dead. For that much money I'd want a little capsule that whizzed me off to safety if it was going to crash. "

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" Comedy's really subjective, you know; that's why it's so hard. "

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" People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document, and people believe this. "

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" With evolution, things are always changing, so I sort of think: Should we all be growing three heads? "

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" If you're doing the same job every day, there's room for error. "

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" The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death. "

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" People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! "

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" For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see. "

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" All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird. "

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