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" Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him. "

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" In high school, I was crazy in love, and I would make handmade construction paper valentines every month for our monthly anniversaries. Then I'd go early in the morning and tape one to her car. It sounds sweet, but let's be honest: it was a little weird. I was probably crossing some lines. "

Paul Rust

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" Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on. "

" So I think you have to marry for the right reasons, and marry the right person. "

" Love grows more tremendously full, swift, poignant, as the years multiply. "

Zane Grey

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" This year, as we celebrate the 230th anniversary of America's independence, please remember the symbols that are sacred to this country. Fly Old Glory high and show your respect and admiration for this great nation and the values we hold dear. "

" Last week, the House of Representatives passed a resolution honoring the victims and heroes of September 11th. As we commemorate the anniversary of 9-11, we must also remember that the threat is still very real today. "

" The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore. "

" The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. "

" For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!' "

" Mr. Speaker, I rise today to recognize the Peace Corps as it reached its 45th anniversary on March 1, 2006. "

" Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. "

" What men value in this world is not rights but privileges. "

" May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live. "

" Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years. "

" Despite what Washington thinks or does on this 15th anniversary, we the people will never forget those who perished and the lessons learned on Sept. 11, 2001. "

" Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband. "

" There is always an easy solution to every problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. "

" There is a saying in Baltimore that crabs may be prepared in fifty ways and that all of them are good. "

" You were made perfectly to be loved - and surely I have loved you, in the idea of you, my whole life long. "

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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" Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a movable body. "

" My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime. "

" Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time. "

" In 1966, I bought my parents a carriage clock for their silver wedding anniversary. It was last wound 30 years later, in December 1996, the month my father died. "

" In 1998, Vanity Fair asked me to write a big piece for them on the 50th anniversary of the New York City Ballet. My life, to a great extent, had been spent at and with the New York City Ballet, and I decided to try it. It was very scary, writing about something I loved so much and had such strong opinions about. "

" Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. "

H. L. Mencken

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" The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time. "

" I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. "

" In 1987, the United States celebrates the bicentennial anniversary of the constitutional convention that provided the basic rules for the American political order. This convention was one of the very few historical examples in which political rules were deliberately chosen. "

" Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. "

" A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. "

H. L. Mencken

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