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" We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company. "

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" When I was 9 or 10, I had a ten-cent business: I would walk your dog for a dime, go to the store for a dime, empty your garbage for a dime - and then I could use the money to buy tricks at the magic store. "

" Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination. "

" I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid, all that. You had to play a stereotype, because very attractive women were not supposed to be funny - because it's powerful; it's a threat. "

" We are all in this together, by ourselves. "

" I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. "

" What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring. "

" Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing. "

" I think my politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them. "

" Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. "

" We're all in this alone. "

" Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. "

" If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? "

" If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed. "

" The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. "

" For fast-acting relief try slowing down. "

" I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types. "

" Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. "

" Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. "

" I never officially came out in any kind of really public way. I just always lived very simply and openly, but the press has never made a big fuss about me or said anything to me. "

" Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use. "

" If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less. "

" What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch. "

" What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains. "

" I mean yes to act out something or take chances in the performance is one thing. But in terms of a camera, whatever's captured is captured so that's a little more daunting. "

" Remember we're all in this alone. "

" I especially love 'Web Therapy' and I did 'Eastbound and Down' too. I had a lot of fun doing that. "

" No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up. "

" Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic? "

" You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. "