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" I'll see something, and I'll go, 'Oh, wow, that's interesting,' because really, comedy comes from the truth. "

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" Now that I live in Los Angeles, if I meet somebody from Detroit, it's like there's this brother- or sisterhood, where we're real folks. "

" Really, it hasn't changed for female comics; it's still hard for females to really enter the game. "

" I don't have a lot of time for television because I am making it, so it's really hard for me to sit down. But when I do get a chance, I try to catch up on 'Scandal,' 'Empire' and 'black-ish.' "

" What helped was that my mother, even though we didn't have a lot of money... allowed me to take part in the Girl Scouts. "

" I did all this standup comedy in college, and from that point on, I tried to develop myself and get my name back out there. "

" There is nothing like a live performance. You can look at things on television, and you can look at things on YouTube, but when you get in a room full of people and you say one joke, and everyone's laughing at the same thing, it's a really great experience. "

" I do think the audiences have a right to judge what they feel is offensive and not. "

" The thing is, it's that Detroiters are hard workers. We've always been hard workers, even when times are down. I've been able to take that with me, that work ethic, to help me build my career. "

" Whatever you're destined to do, you will be. "

" If you are a woman with your own money, you have confidence. You have the pick of the litter. "

" In 'Mother's Day,' which is directed by legendary director Garry Marshall, I play a mother figure to the character played by Jason Sudeikis from 'Saturday Night Live.' He's a widower, and I'm a mother who's helping him to get over the loss of his wife. "

" Now AOL is the grandma of online Web services. I mean, we don't need it anymore. "

" I don't want to get married - I've been there and done that. So I know what I'm talking about when I say that. And for everybody has a different path - find out your path! And if you want to do it, don't let people make you feel inadequate because you wanted to do something that's different. "

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" Life is funny, and that's why I celebrate it in my shows. "

" I always tell people if you want to do something, go to a great comedy show. And that's what I try to do: give people a really good comedy show. "

" Mom was a nurse's aide. She worked in various hospitals. She took care of us that way, and we ate government cheese. I survived. "

" People are getting picked up off the street and getting a show, and it's because we're not using the people that are trying to be entertainers - use more of them. "

" If you think about how many headlining female comics are out there, you could say 15, maybe 20? "

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" I have relationships. I date. But it takes a lot to say I'm going to be married and have children. "

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