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" A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. "

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" So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way. "

" I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. "

" The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. "

" I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. "

" When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds. "

" We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by. "

" Politics is applesauce. "

" There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education. "

" The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it. "

" On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. "

" Prohibition is better than no liquor at all. "

" The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. "

" Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. "

" Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. "

" If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. "

" Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. "

" Things ain't what they used to be and never were. "

" If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production. "

" The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. "

" Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. "

" Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. "

" Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. "

" Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. "

" We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. "

" The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. "

" The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. "

" The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. "

" Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? "

" People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument. "

" I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times. "