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" Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. "
" I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated. "
" Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. "
" I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet. "
" For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States. "
" After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine. "
" The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job. "
" 'The Price Is Right,' it was an honor to be offered it because it's such an American institution. To be able to carry on this tradition with a show that has been on for so long, I thought it was a great opportunity for me. "
" There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game. "
" I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me. "
" I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them. "
" Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. "
" Being a celebrity, you always get really good seats to sporting events, but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. "
" There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it. "
" I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it. "
" My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals. "
" That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment. "
" But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy. "
" I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up. "
" The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can. "
" I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do. "
" I always thought I was going to die before I was 60. "
" I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them. "
" Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face. "
" Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight. "
" I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day. "
" Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make. "
" Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. "
" I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. "
" You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. "
" I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody. "