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" I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else. "
Drew Carey
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" Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. "
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" I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.' "
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" But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy. "
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" The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job. "
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Job
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" The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. "
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Beat
" People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. "
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Laugh
" I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys. "
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Two
Week
" I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day. "
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Day
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" I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better. "
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Die
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" The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time. "
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" 'The Price Is Right,' it was an honor to be offered it because it's such an American institution. To be able to carry on this tradition with a show that has been on for so long, I thought it was a great opportunity for me. "
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Thought
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" I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. "
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" As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed. "
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