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" The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can. "
Drew Carey
People
Men
Hate
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" TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. "
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Audience
Win
Comedy
" It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day. "
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Smart
Day
Know
" I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody. "
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Doing
Try
End
" I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated. "
Drew Carey
Always
Government
Think
" I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else. "
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Else
Show
Doing
" When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot. "
Drew Carey
Pot
Like
Losing
" Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. "
Drew Carey
More
Republican
Years
" I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. You can pretty much do it all day and all night if you want to. "
Drew Carey
Day
Night
You
" When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off. "
Drew Carey
Week
Time
Three
" I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs. "
Drew Carey
Wish
Stupid
Run
" I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them. "
Drew Carey
Get
Rather
Paper
" At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know? "
Drew Carey
Jump
Feel
Know
" Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. "
Drew Carey
Marines
Got
Fitness
" I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. "
Drew Carey
People
Comedy
Other
" Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. "
Drew Carey
America
Crime
Led
" I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day. "
Drew Carey
Happy
Best
Saying
" I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. "
Drew Carey
Never
Show
My Life
" I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it. "
Drew Carey
Appreciate
People
Earth
" I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet. "
Drew Carey
Kid
Played
Trumpet
" Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. "
Drew Carey
Funny
Nothing
Someone
" Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. "
Drew Carey
More
Day
Modern
" Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. "
Drew Carey
Right
America
Day
" Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face. "
Drew Carey
Job
Face
You
" I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day. "
Drew Carey
Just
Day
Cheeseburger
" People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. "
Drew Carey
Like
Look
Laugh
" Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make. "
Drew Carey
Work
Feel
Rich
" After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine. "
Drew Carey
After
Game
Like
" Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. "
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Away
You
Small
" I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. "
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Kid
Care
Appropriate
" If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job. "
Drew Carey
Other
Dream
Comic