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" I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. "

" Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. "

" Reality shows always look for the worst people. "

" I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge. "

" Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. "

" I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day. "

" I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet. "

" The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time. "

" Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight. "

" Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. "

" TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure. "

" I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. "

" I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun. "

" Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face. "

" I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun. "

" I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated. "

" TV is easier: it's all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. "

" I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself. "

" The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. "

" If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job. "

" I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites. "

" Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. "

" Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. "

" That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment. "

" When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show. "

" My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals. "

" For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States. "

" I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything. "

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" I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. "