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" Grief can take care if itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with. "

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" The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. "

" Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved. "

" Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. "

" Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. "

" Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. "

" We are all alike, on the inside. "

" Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. "

" I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. "

" Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. "

" All generalizations are false, including this one. "

Generalizations

" Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to. "

" A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. "

" It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. "

" Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. "

" The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. "

" Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. "

" Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. "

" When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. "

" Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. "

" Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. "

" Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. "

" Prosperity is the best protector of principle. "

" We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world. "

" Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so. "

" The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. "

" The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. "

" If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first. "

" It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. "

" What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce. "

" Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation. "