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" Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so. "
Mark Twain
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" Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. "
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" Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. "
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" Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. "
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" But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? "
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" Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied. "
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" There are lies, damned lies and statistics. "
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" The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. "
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" Necessity is the mother of taking chances. "
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" What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. "
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" Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. "
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" Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. "
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" Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very'; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. "
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" The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. "
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" Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. "
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" We are all alike, on the inside. "
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" Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. "
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" It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. "
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