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" What I like to write about is stuff I know. I don't think I could write a novel. I don't think I have it in me to come up with those kinds of characters. "
Carol Burnett
Think
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" I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? "
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" I'm into 'House of Cards.' 'Breaking Bad' - my God, did I binge on that! "
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" My favorite is doing the television show, as a variety show, every week. If the show wasn't that great one week, we could always come back and apologize, you know? "
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" Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter. "
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" It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington. "
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" Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. "
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" When I was in college at UCLA, I took a playwriting course. I was all set to be a writer. But I had to take this acting class as a theater arts major. I had to do this scene in a one-act comedy. I just said this line, and then... this laugh happened. I thought, 'Whoa. This is a really good feeling. What have I been missing?' "
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" My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kind of funny, and he has the improvisational skills, too. I've never seen anybody better. "
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" Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. "
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" When I went to New York to try and make it, I never thought it wouldn't happen. "
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" I love to write. I have always loved writing. That was my first love. "
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" I love 'Modern Family.' And I love 'Glee' - the singing, the music - Jane Lynch just kills me. "
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" Just scream! You vent, and the body just feels good after a good old yell. "
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" I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes. "
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" I eat very well, and I do Pilates. "
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" I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. "
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" I have a great memory. "
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" My first book was an open letter to my three daughters. "
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" Originally, I came from Texas, and we lived on - I guess you'd call it welfare, what we called relief. "
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" I loved doing 'The Family' with Eunice and Mama. They were very interesting because there were no jokes written into those sketches. It was all character-driven. And sometimes it got a little heavy. "
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" When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. "
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" I never felt cynical, and I never felt that I couldn't do what I wanted to do. "
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" You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It helps to know that you can survive it. That's an education in itself. "
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