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" I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. "
Todd Barry
Tour
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" I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started. "
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" And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. "
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" I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage. "
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Think
" It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special. "
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Place
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" I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase. "
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Like
Writing
" I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. "
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Thanksgiving
Would
Love
" I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy. "
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World
Ripping
Traveling
" I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires. "
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Sometimes
Out
" I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. "
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People
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" Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere. "
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Bad
Run
You
" You always think you're better than you are in the beginning. "
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Think
You
Always
" I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange. "
Todd Barry
Opening
Up
Again
" I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. "
Todd Barry
Next
Wild
Flight
" I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. "
Todd Barry
Culture
Much
Pirate
" Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days. "
Todd Barry
Bad Days
Bad
Good
" I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right. "
Todd Barry
Mean
Like
Logic
" I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. "
Todd Barry
Kangaroo
Quite
Liked
" I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film. "
Todd Barry
Want
Film
Short
" There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake. "
Todd Barry
More
Comedy
Sake
" I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place. "
Todd Barry
Hang
Send
Place
" People in New York love having roof parties. "
Todd Barry
Roof
People
New York
" I will not be misquoted! "
Todd Barry
Will
Misquoted
" You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6. "
Todd Barry
Eat
Only
Show
" I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written. "
Todd Barry
Go
Years
You
" There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job. "
Todd Barry
Fun
Have Fun
Job
" Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself. "
Todd Barry
Think
Myself
People
" I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that. "
Todd Barry
Like
Stage
Never
" I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all. "
Todd Barry
Now
I Am
Interesting
" It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me. "
Todd Barry
Long Time
Years
Time
" People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people. "
Todd Barry
Looking
People
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