Get QuoteDark Inspirational Quotes App

" I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started. "

Related Quotes:

" I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. "

" Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself. "

" I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year. "

" I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. "

" You always think you're better than you are in the beginning. "

" People in New York love having roof parties. "

" I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it. "

" I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it. "

" I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. "

" I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place. "

" There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake. "

" I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase. "

" I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. "

" I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. "

" I will not be misquoted! "

" There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job. "

" Well, I have since seen you at Tinkle. It's a comedy show started by David Cross, me and Jon Benjamin. It features a wide variety of acts for all tastes and seasons. "

" I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange. "

" I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. "

" I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy. "

" It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special. "

" I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage. "

" I loved Australia. I was very successful there. "

" I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. "

" I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone. "

" I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage. "

" People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people. "

" I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that. "

" I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. "

" I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right. "