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" I never thought of myself as like, a funny person. "
Lena Dunham
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" Does it bother me that I'm attached to 'Three's Company' 30 years after? Not at all. All we were trying to do was be funny. How can I complain? That's all I wanted to do. "
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" This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. "
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" Every time I start feeling sexy I trip. "
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