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" I'm a Twitter addict. Jose Andres is a serial tweeter. It's funny to see which chefs have embraced it, and the different paths they take. "
Anthony Bourdain
Different
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" Going to Southeast Asia for the first time and tasting that spectrum of flavors - that certainly changed my whole palate, the kind of foods I crave. A lot of the dishes I used to love became boring to me. "
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" I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. "
Flannery O'Connor
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" Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. "
Brooke Shields
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" In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me. "
Rosie Perez
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" I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. "
Douglas Adams
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Funny
Dead
" Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube. "
Joan Rivers
Life Is Hard
Funny
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" One man's folly is another man's wife. "
Helen Rowland
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Man
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" It's so funny because I listen to songs that I recorded that I didn't really know anything about at the time. Later on I'm starting to feel the songs. Sing them first, feel them later. "
Tanya Tucker
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Feel
First
" I'm not besotted with the notion of being on CNN to the point that I'm going to suddenly morph into Anderson Cooper or Christiane Amanpour. I'm not a foreign correspondent. "
Anthony Bourdain
Being
Suddenly
Going
" He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food. "
Raymond Chandler
Angel
About
Food
" Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. "
Wilson Mizner
Gambling
Way
Something
" I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. "
Will Rogers
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Day
See
" I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going on the world. All I'm trying to do is think of stuff that's funny, just like when I'm kidding around with my friends. "
Steven Wright
Mirror
Funny
Think
" Food is everything we are. It's an extension of nationalist feeling, ethnic feeling, your personal history, your province, your region, your tribe, your grandma. It's inseparable from those from the get-go. "
Anthony Bourdain
History
Feeling
Personal
" After all is said and done, sit down. "
Bill Copeland
Down
Said
Sit
" Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn. "
Hesiod
Your
Barn
Woman
" It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. "
Kenneth Branagh
Guy
Funny
You
" The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life. "
Lele Pons
Life
Daily
Thinking
" Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. "
Mark Twain
Facts
Your
Funny
" A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. "
George Bernard Shaw
Government
Funny
Support
" Do you know, it's funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. "
Stevie Wonder
You
Black
Thought
" It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. "
Jay London
Funny
Roll
Started
" Maybe people don't see me as believable playing a person of today. I guess I'm just more realistic in a corset and funny hairstyles. "
Katie McGrath
Today
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People
" As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. "
Calvin Trillin
Everyone
Far
Funny
" Scenes change all the time. Scenes will change while you're shooting them, and you just have to roll with it 'cause that's what makes it funny. It's not being stuck in your character and how you're gonna do something, but to react to other people and to really have a real-life conversation. "
Yara Shahidi
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Change
Character
" I'm a funny person, but I take my music seriously. "
Cardi B
Music
Person
Take
" Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. "
John Krasinski
Funny
Down
Time
" Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. "
Michael Caine
You
Silly
Things Happen
" I'm an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy - at least I think I'm funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. "
Shaquille O'Neal
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Think
Myself
" I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. "
Billy Connolly
You
Angel
Believe