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" I say things I get away with, and it becomes a joke. "
Don Rickles
Say
Things
Joke
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" Herb Solo at that time was the head of MGM. I said, 'I want to live like Clint Eastwood.' Did I know at that time Clint Eastwood, to him, Heaven was a truck, a dog, and a picnic basket for food or something? "
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" An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth. "
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" It takes many years to be a great comedian. "
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" Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones. "
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Who
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" Somehow, in my head, I don't think I'll die. I know that everybody dies, of course. I just think that it'll never come to me. It's crazy, but there it is. "
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" Sinatra had a lot of mood swings, but he was wonderful to my wife Barbara and to me. He made no bones about who he liked and who he loved, and he had this great charisma. When he walked into a room, it stopped. I've only seen that happen with Ronald Reagan. "
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" You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up. "
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" Las Vegas is the boiling pot of entertainment. "
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" No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you. "
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You
" I used to work over a bar. That was - there was no stage. I stood over a tiny bar. Louis Prima, rest his soul, he worked there. I was the guy that filled in when he was off the stage. "
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Stage
Used
Work
" I enjoy mixed audiences, not one particular group. Short, tall, scientists, Jews, gentiles, whatever, as long as they breathe and like to laugh. "
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Group
Enjoy
Tall
" I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while, I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game. "
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Better
Play
Golf
" I want to be a dog, but I'm a pussycat. "
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Dog
Want
" In our day we went from - we went into saloons. We couldn't cross over like you can today, get a television series and all of a sudden you're a major movie star, you know. "
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Television
Know
Star
" An 'insult comic' is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings. "
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People
Insult
Title
" Many, many years ago, I stood on the stage and told bad jokes and did Sophie Tucker as an impersonation, and nobody looked up; and suddenly, I looked down and said, 'Sir, I'm getting fed up with you. Either you watch, or I'm going to suck your neck,' or words to that effect, and suddenly people started to laugh. "
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People
You
Bad
" One thing a comedian does, when you step on the stage, you're selling yourself, and certainly I don't think the whole world can love you. But if you can get the majority on your side, you're really in business. "
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Think
Yourself
Business
" I was a mother's boy. "
Don Rickles
Mother
Boy
" I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym. "
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Sell
My Own
Jokes
" I have a wonderful road manager, and he travels with me. And my valet and friend travels with me. My little entourage is great, and they take good care of me. "
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Care
Road
Me
" When you first start out with something new, you're always a little uptight. "
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You
New
Little
" Johnny Carson was a big influence on me - all of those shows I did with him over the years, like, 100 of them, they made a bit of a name for me at the time, so that part of my life was very good. "
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Life
Good
Influence
" My wife, Barbara, is great. She arranges when I do work that I have a day off between performances. "
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Wife
Off
" Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? "
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Clothes
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" When I walk down the street in New York, I swear to God, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, 'Hey, you hockey puck!' "
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" Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor. "
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Humor
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" I did a few movies, but the word 'star'... I cannot compare to a star like Clint Eastwood. I used to call Clint 'Larry Dickman' when he would come to my show; then, he started using the name when he would go under cover in a 'Dirty Harry' movie. That's why he's a movie star... he's so creative. "
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Why
Star
Name
" I've been hot, I've been lukewarm, I've been freezing, but I've always been a headliner. "
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Lukewarm
Hot
Always
" I spent two and a half years in the Philippines in World War II. "
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World
World War II
Years